<strong>Details of a fine new Yes Men stunt:</strong>

'Imposters posing as ExxonMobil and National Petroleum Council (NPC) representatives delivered an outrageous keynote speech to 300 oilmen at GO-EXPO, Canada's largest oil conference, held at Stampede Park in Calgary, Alberta, today...

In the actual speech, the "NPC rep" announced that current U.S. and Canadian energy policies (notably the massive, carbon-intensive exploitation of Alberta's oil sands, and the development of liquid coal) are increasing the chances of huge global calamities. But he reassured the audience that in the worst case scenario, the oil industry could "keep fuel flowing" by transforming the billions of people who die into oil.

"We need something like whales, but infinitely more abundant," said "NPC rep" "Shepard Wolff" (actually Andy Bichlbaum of the Yes Men), before describing the technology used to render human flesh into a new Exxon oil product called Vivoleum. 3-D animations of the process brought it to life.'

See <a href="http://www.vivoleum.com/event/" target="_blank">the speech</a> / GO-EXPO <a href="http://newswire.ca/en/releases/archive/June2007/14/c5086.html" target="_blank">statement</a> / <a href="http://arusha.org/event/7214" target="_blank">press conference</a> before the event