Anyone who's ever watched a zombie film knows that psychics can't stop zombies - only a bullet to the head will do the trick. But we are talking the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=514685&amp;in_page_id=1770" target="_blank">Daily Mail </a>here...

<em><span class="artDate">15th February 2008</span></em>

<em>Staff at a sewage works have called in a ghostbuster because they are being stalked by a zombie-like figure who roams the underground tunnels. </em>

<em>Workers at Southern Water's treatment plant in Eastbourne, East Sussex, said they have been scared to enter tunnels after being followed about by a "humanoid figure" as they went about their jobs.</em>

<em>...the figure, which followed workers about often laughed at them and staff could hear "muffled conversations" coming from behind the tunnel walls. </em>

Somebody's suffereing some serious genre confusion.

Thanks <a href="http://www.badscience.net" target="_blank">Ben Goldacre</a>!