Anyone who’s ever watched a zombie film knows that psychics can’t stop zombies – only a bullet to the head will do the trick. But we are talking the Daily Mail here…
15th February 2008
Staff at a sewage works have called in a ghostbuster because they are being stalked by a zombie-like figure who roams the underground tunnels.
Workers at Southern Water’s treatment plant in Eastbourne, East Sussex, said they have been scared to enter tunnels after being followed about by a “humanoid figure” as they went about their jobs.
…the figure, which followed workers about often laughed at them and staff could hear “muffled conversations” coming from behind the tunnel walls.
Somebody’s suffereing some serious genre confusion.
Thanks Ben Goldacre!