Agh, they’ve got one of us!!!
From the (London) Metro, 21 Apr 2005, via Rachel Carthy:
MOLDOVA: Police discovered human remains and a Satanic altar when they raided the home of the richest man in the country. Officers made the grisly find after a tip-off that Valeriu Zelineschi had an illegal stash of weapons at his mansion in the capital city, Chisinau. Instead, they discovered symbols used in devil worship, human bones and what they called ‘a sort of laboratory’.
Police said: ‘During questioning, Zelineschi told us that he was Satan’s messenger chosen to announce his arrival on Earth, and demands he be addressed as The Master of the Dark.’ The multi-millionaire made his fortune from newspaper publishing.